Fifty more rules to live by I’m Spyder Darling. In my 61 years of walking the Earth I’ve been some places, done some things and learned a few lessons. Here are 50 more of ’em. Please use for good and not evil. 51. As time goes on, it’s now or…

Fifty nifty rules to live and try by I’m Spyder Darling. In my 60 years of walking the Earth I’ve been some places, done some things and learned a few lessons. Some more serious than others. Such as… It doesn’t have to be super perfect. In most cases regular perfect…

Waking up from an actor’s nightmare For Joseph Conrad, Francis Ford Coppola and all the WGA writers and SAG-AFTRA actors who have been rocking the picket lines since May 2. Chelsea Shit I’m still in Chelsea When I was on location All I wanted was to get back to the…

For George Clooney, Jose Cuervo and Warren Zevon fans And for everyone who agrees with Paul Newman’s First Law: “It is useless to put on the brakes when you’re upside down.” As One Does Words & Music by Spyder Darling Sweet senorita down in Tijuana Pretty bonita asking do you want to Try…

Wednesday in the park with Jessica and Michael It had been a Hell of a year and a half for Jessica and Michael. …

Nailing caution to the floor The late William Seward, 82, of Manhattan’s West Twelfth Street was never the type to take any chances. In fact he often said, “I’m not taking any chances,” to anyone who might question his waiting for the walk sign on a traffic free street. After…

Manhattan she’s got such a pout For Lou Reed, David Bowie and Iggy Pop fans and anyone who’s come out of an after hours club at 10:00 AM. New York Walkabout Words & Music by Spyder Darling Dawn breaks in the afternoon and she looks pretty pale Beauty with her sterling spoon, a…

Getting married is tough. Getting stood up is even tougher. For Ian Hunter, Rolling Stones and Julia Roberts fans. Waiting For You Words & Music by Spyder Darling I’ve got grandpa’s tuxedo and a new carnation Preachers at the altar and the limo’s waiting I can’t wait to see you in your ivory…

Are you a Monza mastermind? Ciao, Bon Jour and Whassup Formula 1 Fans! Spyder “Goggles” Darling here for Formula One Forever, Medium’s premier publication for the F1 nation! And now that the second half of the F1 season is officially in full gear, after last weekend’s record-tying ninth straight win…