Fifty more rules to live by I’m Spyder Darling. In my 61 years of walking the Earth I’ve been some places, done some things and learned a few lessons. Here are 50 more of ’em. Please use for good and not evil. 51. As time goes on, it’s now or…

Fifty nifty rules to live and try by I’m Spyder Darling. In my 60 years of walking the Earth I’ve been some places, done some things and learned a few lessons. Some more serious than others. Such as… It doesn’t have to be super perfect. In most cases regular perfect…

In no particular new world order Whassup everybody! As Thanksgiving, Black Friday and the crap happiest time of year approach, like a confluence of runaway Polar Express trains, what better time to pull the emergency brake and take five to recap the top ten things your humble New York City…

Fifteen Rules To Keep From Going From Man To Man-imal Life was much simpler back in 1896 when H.G. Wells published The Island Of Dr. Moreau in which a shipwrecked gentleman encounters a sinister scientist who is intent on turning his island’s animals into human-ish hybrid creatures. …

It’s all over but the shredding A Life In Cancelled Checks By Spyder Darling You never really know someone Until you have to go through their stuff After they’ve shaken off the ol’ mortal heating coil And you’re the only one left The only son of an only son Bank statements Mortgage payments Life insurance…

And you and you and you For Rolling Stones, T.REX and Johnny Thunders fans. And anyone who has traveled far and wide, looking for the one they should have never left behind. No One But You Words & Music by your humble rock and roll narrator Spyder Darling Hundred thousand miles ‘tween here and…

Get ‘er done and off your mind so you can enjoy your pork rinds “Sooner kicks later’s ass. Get ‘er done and off your mind so you can enjoy your pork rinds.” — The Tao of Spyder, #3 Dear friends, followers and first timers, Happy Hump Day We can finally say The weekend is coming into sight But that’s no reason not to fight For every chance that comes your way Make the most…

If you ain’t heard, then you sure oughta For Led Zep, Jack Daniels, and Ford Country Squire fans Preacher’s Daughter Words & Music by Spyder Darling Let me tell you ‘bout my preacher’s daughter If you ain’t heard, then you sure oughta She drinks white lightning like Tennessee water And makes sweet…

Black, white, brown, yellow, green and all colors in between, we all bleed red Dearly beloved friends, followers and first timers, There’s one thing you can say for Tuesday. It’s not Monday. Second day of the week Time to get in gear and pick up speed Out there are fortunes…