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If you’re traveling this weekend, only bring your A game
There’s less to pack that way
Howdy folks, this is your motivational captain, Spyder Darling. And in my 61 years of flying, cruising and occasionally crawling ‘round the Earth I’ve been to some exotic places, done some strange things and been lucky enough to live and learn a few lessons along the way. Some more serious than others. The headline above is one. For the rest, check out the original Tao of Spyder, as well as Part Deux and the recently published Part Trois for 150 rambunctious rules to live by. And please remember to use for good and not evil. After all, karma being the B-word that she is, will in fact bite ya.
Turning to sports, tonight Spyder the Irish 🍀likes the Baltimore Orioles to beat the Minnesota Twins and cover the -1.5 spread. According to America’s Line, Baltimore is 7–1 ATS in its last 8 games when playing at home against Minnesota and that’s good enough for a ten percent investment of my sports wagering wad. Remember, bet with your head, not over it and never on the Mets. ⚾
Quick question: who is the pirate’s favorite American playwright?
Arrr-thurrr Millerrr!
C’mon aboard sail the high seas of hilarity with Top Ten Pirate Jokes: Part VI matey! After all, laughter might not be the best medicine, but you don’t have to…
