Live And Burn

Life Lessons From Six to Sixty

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Age 6: I learned boogers taste better than broccoli.

Age 9: I learned it’s much easier to make the substitute cry than your regular teacher.

Age 12: I learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should lock your bedroom door first.

Age 15: I learned that after my mom cleans my room I can’t find my cigarettes or porno mags.