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“Never Mind Friday. Thank God Every Day.”
If you woke up this morning, be thankful. Lots of people weren’t so lucky.
Howdy folks, I’m Spyder Darling. In my 61 years of walking the Earth I’ve been some places, done some things and learned a few lessons. Some more serious than others. The headline above is one. For the rest, check out the Tao of Spyder, Part Deux and Part Trois for 150 rules to live by. And please remember to use for good and not evil. After all, karma is the B-word and gosh darn it she’ll bite ya.
Turning to sports, tonight Spyder the Irish 🍀likes the Boston Red Sox -1.5 vs. the Chicago White Sox. The beantown boys 7–1 against the spread in their last eight games and are 8–1 against the spread this season when playing in the Windy City against the White Sox. And that’s good enough for a ten percent investment of my current sports holdings. Remember, bet with your head, not over it and never on the Mets. ⚾
After all that high sports finance hyperbole, it’s time to sail the high seas of hilarity with Top Ten Pirate Jokes: Part VI matey!
