Sooner Kicks Later’s Ass

Spyder Darling
3 min readOct 18, 2023

Get ‘er done and off your mind so you can enjoy your pork rinds

Photo by Sonja Langford on Unsplash

“Sooner kicks later’s ass. Get ‘er done and off your mind so you can enjoy your pork rinds.” — The Tao of Spyder, #3

Dear friends, followers and first timers,

Happy Hump Day

We can finally say

The weekend is coming into sight

But that’s no reason not to fight

For every chance that comes your way

Make the most so either way

At least you know you did your best

And put yourself to the test

And if you give that 110 percent

It will be time and energy well spent

Your goads will be that much closer

And when asked if you quit, you can say “No, sir!”

But if instead you find yourself choking

Maybe what you need is a little coaching…

Do you have something going on in your life that you could use some help dealing with?

Or is there a goal you want to reach, like stopping smoking, getting in shape or clearing clutter but just haven’t been able to get done on your own?

Perhaps there’s a certain habit you want to break and a better one make. After all, it’s your life that’s at stake.

If any of the above applies to you, please allow me to invite you to a free conversation over Zoom where we can talk about where you are and where you want to be.

The first session is on me. No strings attached.

If, after that, you still want to chat and put the past behind you where it belongs, we can do so via Zoom for $50 per half hour session or $150 for my special New Me In 2023 program.

What have you got to lose? The choice is yours. You can stay where you are today or make the first move right now to a better tomorrow.

So whatcha say? Drop a line to and let the adventure of a lifetime begin.



Spyder Darling

Born in upstate New York, raised on Long Island, been some places, done some things, currently living in New York City. You got a problem with that?