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Spyder’s Sunday Sportsbook

Spyder Darling
2 min readDec 11, 2022

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Bet with your head, not over it. And never on the Jets.

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Huddle up, team! I’m Spyder Darling and in my 50 plus years of watching football it’s hard to say I’ve learned anything more important than: if you want to see a team perform in a way they never have before but necessarily in a good way, put money on them. That said, here’s what I think is gonna start happening in about half an hour.

Eagles -7 @ Giants, Philadelphia is a juicy, jacked up juggernaut, with or without Cheez Whiz

Bills -10 vs. Jets, Buffalo is good to go as long as quarterback Josh Allen is too.

Bavens +2 @ Steelers, Baltimore, or the Poes as I call them, should have little trouble picking apart Pittsburgh’s playoff hopes.

Cowboys -17 vs. Texans, “America’s Team” should have little trouble securing bragging rights to Texas and then the entire NFL, God (a known Cowboy fan, which is why they have a hole in the stadium roof, so he can watch too) willing.

Titans -3 vs. Jaguars, Tennessee by at least three sounds good to me.

Bengals -4 vs. Browns, after Cincinnati dispatched the Chiefs last week with extreme prejudice, Cleveland, the buckle of the rust belt, should present little difficulty.

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Spyder Darling
Spyder Darling

Written by Spyder Darling

Writer, Rocker, Actor, Coach. Currently living and dining in NYC. Like my stuff? Why not buy me a "coffee" here. Cheers! https://buymeacoffee.com/spyderdarling

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