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Sumptuous Sunday Motivation
Have your best day of rest!
Happy Sunday dearly beloved subscribers, followers and first timers! I’m your motivational minister and inspirational preacher Spyder Darling. And in my 61 years of walking the Earth, I’ve been to some strange places, done some even stranger things and been lucky to live and learn a few life lessons along the way. Such as #25 “Better to start where you are today than be in the same place tomorrow, next week or next year.” For the rest check out the Tao of Spyder, Part Deux and Part Trois for 150 rules to live and air fry by. And please remember to use for good and not evil. After all, karma being the B-word that she is, will in fact bite ya. That said, read on and have a meowsa of a day!
Turning to sports, tonight Spyder the Irish 🍀likes the Houston Astros +1.5 at the Los Angeles Dodgers. According to America’s Line, Houston is 8–2 ATS (Against The Spread) when playing on the road against the Dodgers, which is good enough for a ten percent investment of my current sports bankroll. Remember, bet with your head, not over it and never on the Mets. ⚾
Quick question: What it is the pirate’s favorite burrowing nocturnal animal?
Aarrr-dvark!
After all that high sports finance, it’s time to sail the high seas of hilarity with Top Ten Pirate Jokes: Part VI matey! After all…
