Thanks for the interesting and cautionary recollection. To paraphrase an often used expression. "Be careful what you look for. You just might find it."

On a more humorous note, and speaking of roguish activities, from the depths of the dark web, set sail the high of hilarity with my Top 50 Pirate Jokes.

https://medium.com/the-haven/top-fifty-pirate-jokes-35fb95da02fd