Top Eleven Ways To Have A Rocking Day

Like Spinal Taps amps, this list goes to 11!

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Good morning, rockers, rollers and baby strollers! Not to disagree with big Buddha, but there are actually four things that cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, the truth, AND tomorrow morning.

That said, if you don’t want to make it a moan-day, here’s what to do to be ready to rock before the alarm clock rings.

1. Get enough sleep. The trouble with the “I’ll sleep when I’m dead philosophy is that most of the people who believe in it are, in fact, dead.
2. Make sure you set your alarm clock. Because there’s nothing like oversleeping to make Monday morning extra motivating.
3. Know what you’re going to wear. As “basic” as it sounds, knowing what you’re going to put on your back, butt and feet can take a load off your mind.
4. Don’t party too heartily. I don’t know who came up with the “Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker.” mantra, but the next round of Naragansetts are on me when I find him (or her).
5. Remember to eat mostly meat and veg preferably. This one’s especially important if you are partaking of beverages or gummies of the adult variety.
6. Try not to sleep late the day before. There’s nothing like…